Toenails, surf schools & cowboy hats.

Although the Quiksilver logo rather resembles a UFO getting intimate with a severely drunk PacMan.

Ding Repairs.

Folks – fibreglass is itchy. It’s itchier than the time you caught crabs from once “using a public toilet.”

Top Five Red Flags when prospecting for a new Surfboard Shaper.

You’ll go to them to order a board and subsequently be forced to listen to their quasi-religious LSD laced quackery.

Surfing superstitions.

Surfing is inherently something uncontrollable. Unless you’re Poseidon himself, you can’t pick and choose when you’ll have decent waves, or favourable winds, or balmy water temperatures, or uncrowded surf, or car guards armed with semi-automatics patrolling the car park with a steely glare. Cue – superstitions. Purely rational thought. There’s clearly a bunch of you READ MORE