Surfers who give away surf spots on social media when it’s firing conditions should be hung, drawn and quartered. Margarine Mthetwa, Butterworth
I’m hung, and you can try to draw me if you want. And although I don’t fully understand the term, I’m Quartermaster as well. Because it sounds so very cool. Trident, Trident Surf
Honestly, cancelling Ultimate Surfer after only one season was probably the worst and most shortsighted decision the entire global television industry worldwide has ever made. In comparison we still have, like, Season 113 of Big Brother Africa after all. And basically that’s just about people sleeping and going to the toilet for all to see. Brent Bidet, Buffalo Bay
Apropos of almost nothing, Q from the James Bond movie is actually so-named because he is Quartermaster. But not really apropos of nothing, as the GOAT surfer Mr Slater, along with pals Tony Hawk and Shaun White (GOAT skater and snowboarder respectively) recently hosted a James Bond tribute at the Oscars. Whoah. Trident. Q. James Bond. GOAT surfers at the Oscars. Kelly hinting at being vaccinated. Or having had the virus. Virus. GOAT. Quartermaster. It feels rather too sequenced to be coincidental. Time to re-read Revelations, folks, the signs of the End are there for us all to see. Nostril Dames, Se My Wat Jou naam is
I’ll snotklap you if you snake me. Will Smith, Hollywood
Cancelling surf shows, James Bond & snotklaps.
