Home brewed beer that tastes like rotting fruit, urine and mild seizures.
Tag: Surf Trends
Corporate (surf) culture.
“Unless a surfer was able to magically conjure up a surfboard and wetsuit using the Dark Arts”
3D scans, gremlins & hooting.
You may consider yourself quite hardcore, but nothing says seriously hardcore like having 2 bodyboards strapped to your roof racks.
Wave calling: the hard science.
“Although it’s uncertain whether this uselessness was due to the general foreign nature of said instrument or the fact it was invented by Australians specifically”
Top Five types of older surfer.
Sadly however, a lifetime of not surfing generally means they paddle with all the grace and power of a drugged manatee.
The Trident Online Surf Report Quiz.
I want to relieve myself in the Surfline headquarters every time they over call it.
