Sadly however, a lifetime of not surfing generally means they paddle with all the grace and power of a drugged manatee.
Category: Top 5
Top Five types of beginner surfer.
This despite movies such as Triple X trying to convince braindead audiences an oke can be a Motocross champ, a big wave surfer, an expert skateboarder and a hackey sack wunderkind all in one.
Top Five ways to handle being smashed in immense surf.
No fear of drowning or anything, just wrapped around the rock, unable to free the cuff like an Alabama chain gang in the 1930’s.
Top Five weirdass facial expressions surfers make.
“or do they simply look like a lost fart in a potpourri shop?”
Top Five Red Flags when prospecting for a new Surfboard Shaper.
You’ll go to them to order a board and subsequently be forced to listen to their quasi-religious LSD laced quackery.
Tip Five surf subcultures
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