Yes, being dense can also apply to that boy who sat next to you in Grade 4 who picked his nose a lot, ate his own hair and couldn’t spell his own name correctly.
Tag: Wavecraft
The Seven deadly sins in surfing: a Trident Top Five series. Part 5.
No way my man, your parents shoulda started you off surfing in a test tube full of sea water when you were but a mere fetus.
Surfing sociopaths.
Sociopaths. Can’t live with ’em, can’t banish them to Western Sahara.
2024 Elections, elections & elections.
“There are many SA political parties that remind you of ice cubes in a urinal.”
The Seven deadly sins in surfing: a Trident Top Five series. Part 4.
“The simple fact surfing is 50% frustrating as hell and this will make you angrier than a hive full of divorced hornets.”
The GOAT retires: A tribute to Kelly Slater (revisited).
If you rub Kelly’s head while simultaneously chanting “tubes” over and over, your surfing may magically improve. Or he may simply bliksem you. Worth the risk we say.
