“Sure, you can laugh at your bootie-less mates as they clamber awkwardly over rocks like lobotomised crabs”
Tag: Wavecraft
Top Five reasons our surf photo’s often look so bad.
Or perhaps an expression more akin as to what would happen if one accidentally nicked one’s own genitals with a 1970’s style electric carving knife.
Crime and surfing (Part Two).
My car is surrounded by pit bulls when I go surfing. Well actually, I just blast Pit Bull from the stereo with the windows open. Surely, that’ll also repel any would-be thieves right?
Pillows, otters & subtitles.
“the Ozzie accent still sounds like someone shoved a megaphone up their arse and proceeded to fart through it.”
The tidal effect (Part Two).
Do surfers become werewolves during a full moon?
Top Five surfing frustrations.
“why do you always have the same facial expression you’d assume a constipated vervet monkey would have?”
