Like that scene in the original Robocop, when the one baddie falls into a vat of toxic waste. Then the oke literally begins to melt…
Tag: Surf Trends
Human rights, reality TV & feminism.
So surely it’s time to add “surf forecasters getting the conditions shockingly wrong and skunking many disappointed surfers” to the list of human rights violations?
Plastic and other assorted garbage on the beach and water.
When we speak of other “assorted garbage”, we’re doesn’t not necessarily referring to tik-addled car guards.
Top Five things not to say to a fellow surfer.
Do you enjoy receiving phone calls from droning imbeciles incapable of pronouncing your name properly whilst attempting to sell insurance or offer you a loan at 40%?
“One last wave.”
A wave where you don’t kook it completely and look like a shaved sloth examining its own unmentionables?
Killer whales, wishes & blue longboards.
“wish in your one hand and poop in your other then see which hand is more full.”
