The rites (and rights) of the inexperienced, the uninitiated and the overenthusiastic.

You go dizzy, you swallow saltwater, you snort salt water. You receive a salt water enema.

Mythology, Hogwarts and tuna cans.

If I had ever gotten my Hogwarts letter – you can bet your bottom dollar I would’ve started Griffindor’s first surf club.

Surf injuries Part One: Regular causes (in the shallows.)

Bottom line is, unless you’re a dog or into hardcore S & M – don’t wear a leash on the beach.

The Seven deadly sins in surfing: a Trident Top Five series.

Hell yes! We each have a little bit of a Glutton in us all.

Time travel, new sovereign nations & Nobel prizes.

I’m awarding myself a Nobel Peace Prize for not having headbutted anyone recently. I’m a model of restraint y’all.