Step by step moves: Pop-up’s.

Popping up isn’t like, say – getting to your feet from a chair or getting off the toilet.

Flat spells, All Black jerseys & job cuts in the surf industry.

I personally think it should be perfectly legal to throat punch everyone who works at insurance sales centres.

The science of (surf) branding.

This being said, if it were legal to brand logo’s onto unwilling customers, Trident suspects many greedy, faceless corporates would do so with aplomb. After all, aren’t customers all just mere cattle to multinationals?

Top Five things Rugby World Cup 2023 has taught surfers.

Australians are just like Americans – very good at sports nobody else cares about or is interested in, like Rugby League, basketball and Ozzie Rules.

The unexpected similarities between rugby and surfing.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock or you happen to be Australian, you’ll be aware that the Rugby World Cup 2023 has been going strong since the eighth of September.

Rugby World Cup, Quarts & Discarded beer cases.

I made the unpleasant discovery that discarded 24 beer case cardboard is the perfect substrate to wipe a hobo’s mangy, fungus-riddled arse. #winningatlife