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Tag: Surf Science
Surf hats, magic tricks & propellers.
A propeller mounted on your head can’t look any more ridiculous than a GoPro mounted on your head.
The science of sun-bleached hair.
Indeed, pure chlorine often turns blonde hair green. Nice. So there’s another negative for wavepools. You end up looking like the Joker or a circa late 90’s punk band bassist.
Effin’ fins.
In evolutionary terms, when you really start thinking about it – we humans are as utterly useless in the sea as every Kardashian is at well, anything.
The science of speed.
They don’t gracefully and/or assertively use their positioning, legs and the natural shape of the wave to create speed, instead they flail their arms about as if doing a poor imitation of the titular aircraft of the classic 80’s tv show Airwolf.
Stoke sauce – the science of your saltwater nasal drip.
What a classic surf session. You got worked, but oh – was it so worth it. Now it’s home time. When you arrive back at the paddock, your partner winks at you. Slowly. He/she/it/animal/mineral/vegetable is hinting for, well something… Nudge nudge! So they tell you to start with a slow, sensual massage. You happily oblige. READ MORE
