And as for the tropics – like in Indo – even minor reef cuts on live coral have the potential to turn a nasty red and inflate the surrounding skin like Kanye West’s ego.
Tag: Surf Science
Shark deterrents – hope, hokum or hoax?
Nobody deserves to die a bloody death in the serrated-teeth mouth of a gigantic fish. Except perhaps child fiddlers, which is not up for debate.
Dolphins.
Dolphins evolved from land animals millions of years ago, probably from creatures who were gatvol of having to drive down to the beach every time they wanted to surf and figured it’s a lot simpler to catch waves if you’re already living in the ocean.
The perfect surfing build (according to Surf Science).
In other words – if you’re Ram Man from Masters of the Universe, you’d be the world’s best surfer.
Board socks. The most useless piece of surf equipment ever?
In fact, what is that thin, soft material supposed to protect surfboards from anyway exactly? Bee stings? Harsh language? The cold, disapproving glare of Trident authors who fail to see the purpose of these inexplicably still-existent surf accessories?
Fabulous frikkin’ foam.
Rather sell old surfboards at insane markups to unsuspecting Eurotrash tourists. Blanket revenge for every clueless imbecile with an accent that has ever been guilty of clogging up the lineup Trident says.
