Tails have shapes like the square, pin, squash, swallow, diamond, and more, and each one in turn has its own smaller variants, like ever-increasingly more extreme sub genres of death metal.
Tag: Surf Science
The science of surfboards (Part Two).
Whether it’s wax or deck pads, and until kickflips and crazyass skating moves of that ilk are regularly landed – Trident will safely assume for the foreseeable future, the surfer will remain firmly positioned on the deck of the board.
The science of surfboards (Part One).
The ancient Hawaiians had no access to foam or resin so despite these wooden boards being lighter than stone, they were still so heavy one risked collapsing one’s sphincter simply trying to pick it up by oneself.
Seawater.
Imagine paying for, say – a lapdance – with salt. Where would you put it? The mind boggles.
Paddle Power.
Do you paddle with a purposeful, even and steady rhythm? Or do you paddle like an organic Mississippi paddleboat loaded to the gills on methamphetamines?
Trident’s look back at 2020.
Well, beaches are closed from Mossel Bay in the west to the KZN border in the east; a ridiculously massive stretch of coastline. Call this a microcosm of the craptacular that was 2020. Nevertheless, Trident and their readers take it all in our stride. In many classic sitcoms from the 80’s, 90’s and early 2000’s, READ MORE
