Wave calling: the hard science.

“Although it’s uncertain whether this uselessness was due to the general foreign nature of said instrument or the fact it was invented by Australians specifically”

The Trident Online Surf Report Quiz.

I want to relieve myself in the Surfline headquarters every time they over call it.

Hoodies, tendons & Zulu shields.

I am gatvol of okes always wanting to borrow wax and/or sunblock off me.

The science of colour in surfing.

“a colour guaranteed to absorb all the sun’s heat and subsequently do more damage to your board than a blowtorch.”

GPS’s and other such gadgets.

“if you’ve mounted the camera wrong, it’ll show an out of focus clip of your crotch.”