These days the parking lot is full of okes drinking triple filtered water, as well as wheatgrass, bean sprout and pangolin milk smoothies.
Tag: Surf Science
The science of fear.
Just watching some of the footage of the big wave surfing online tended to make Trident pee just a little bit.
Surfing sucks: an environmental perspective.
“you cannot get away from surfboards being about as green as several tonnes of plastic bags filled with nuclear waste and illegally sized White Steenbras fillets.”
Trident’s look back at 2022.
Remember, Vaalies are people too, so let them have fun, ahem – “surfing”. But not SUPers. They ain’t human, man.
How does a wetsuit actually work?
One has to assume for example, that peeing in a dry suit was phenomenally less pleasant than doing so in a modern wetsuit.
Mussels.
King Shaka used thorn-strewn fields to toughen his warriors’ feet. Surfers use mussel-strewn rocks.
