Trident reckons: withholding good surf reports is a form of surfing Greed when you always expect reports from others.
Tag: Surf Report
Top Five gifts many surfers wish they had been given this past Christmas.
Then there’s always the possibility your friendly neighborhood toothless tikhead car guard is actually part of the car theft/break-in syndicate.
Trident’s look back at 2023.
No rational mind can deny what a crapstorm 2023 was. Wars, atrocities, droughts, floods. Load shedding. Job cuts. Mid year surf tour cuts. People who still think dabbing is cool.
The science of (surf) branding.
This being said, if it were legal to brand logo’s onto unwilling customers, Trident suspects many greedy, faceless corporates would do so with aplomb. After all, aren’t customers all just mere cattle to multinationals?
Rugby World Cup, Quarts & Discarded beer cases.
I made the unpleasant discovery that discarded 24 beer case cardboard is the perfect substrate to wipe a hobo’s mangy, fungus-riddled arse. #winningatlife
Human rights, reality TV & feminism.
So surely it’s time to add “surf forecasters getting the conditions shockingly wrong and skunking many disappointed surfers” to the list of human rights violations?
