Trident’s look back at 2021.

Trident wishes you all a safe and happy Festive Season and a prosperous New Year. However, if you snake us or drop in us on us – we wish one or two of the minor plagues of Egypt upon you.

The myth of the mid-length.

Most of the time the mid-length riders are the ones floundering about in the whitewater taking desperate gulps of air like a displaced Koi fish, their eyes bulging with bewilderment and/or lack of oxygen

Surfing in the Olympics.

You simply can’t do this with other sports. Try play tennis next to Federer at Wimbledon and you’ll most likely get tasered.

Hippies, robots & chains.

The days of surfers being stereotyped as burnout hippies are definitely long gone. We’re seen as responsible adults nowadays. Take me for instance. I live in a hut made from the carcass of a washed-up whale and make my living selling pan flutes made from pencil-bait shells. WTF McDonald, Long Beach I’m a unstoppable, implacable READ MORE