“A surf leash is a donnerse cumbersome thing, like an umbilical cord for your surfboard that just gets in the way.”
Tag: surf leash
Surfing sucks: an environmental perspective.
“you cannot get away from surfboards being about as green as several tonnes of plastic bags filled with nuclear waste and illegally sized White Steenbras fillets.”
Top Five types of older surfer.
Sadly however, a lifetime of not surfing generally means they paddle with all the grace and power of a drugged manatee.
Hoodies, tendons & Zulu shields.
I am gatvol of okes always wanting to borrow wax and/or sunblock off me.
The science of colour in surfing.
“a colour guaranteed to absorb all the sun’s heat and subsequently do more damage to your board than a blowtorch.”
The perils of online surf shopping.
Only to discover you’ve actually committed to a large box of expired frozen chicken pieces or defective truck parts.
