In response to Trident’s article on beached whales (Ed’s note: Here it is in case you missed it); specifically the sentences warning against consuming beached whale flesh – I’d just like to thank the writers from the bottom of my heart. I’ve been eating rancid whale flesh whenever I can get my hands on it, and I have had an almost permanent case of extreme diarrhoea. Trident’s article allowed me to finally put two and two together, thank you so much! Evan “Squirty” van de Foolish, Tsitsikamma Caves
If historical figures surfed, the Führer would’ve been humanity’s biggest kook. Captain America, Avengers Tower
Why spend good money on a new, retro-style single fin board, when you can simply grab a croquet mallet and smash 3 or 4 of your own random toes to emulate the difficulty of surfing something with the manoeuvrability of a very sick, fat old lady? Patrick Practical, Bigswetiladi
I’ve checked all the maps, and can’t seem to find out if Wakanda is on the coast? For all we know, the ancestral home of the Black Panther has its own Supertubes. Come on Google maps, wake the hell up already. T’Charlie, Wannabekanda
Right, so… has anyone ever considered taking a soft-top and just glassing 12 shades of moer outta it with resin, fibreglass and/or epoxy? Back Yard Shaper, Hard Yardz
