If you rub Kelly’s head while simultaneously chanting “tubes” over and over, your surfing may magically improve. Or he may simply bliksem you. Worth the risk we say.
Tag: surf break
Surfboard bags, lifeguard whistles & new political parties.
Contrary to popular belief, you can’t tell the age of a car guard by counting the number of R2 and R5 coin imprints embedded in their palms.
Surf injuries Part Three: A potentially lifesaving Questionnaire.
Pee on them. Oh that’s a fallacy about urine helping stings, is it? Here, have some as well!
Surfing competitions.
Nah, you’d rather clip your toenails with an angle grinder that surf in 8 foot onshore madness.
The Seven deadly sins in surfing: a Trident Top Five series. Part 3.
Trident reckons: withholding good surf reports is a form of surfing Greed when you always expect reports from others.
Mayors, candlelight & more organic surf wax business opportunities.
“who said you need to look cool while saving the environment?”
