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Trident looks back at 2024.

“let’s take a deep dive into our retrospective look at 2024’s articles. The good, the bad, the ugly, the outrageous, the faintly cabbage-flavoured…”

Expect his toothless grin gracing the apparel pages as a model in all the surf websites soon.

So unless you’re an orc, or you are Batman – you’ll notice them hard lines where your skin is covered.

I say all of humanity needs to be sued for producing an imbecile like this.

I still have my old suit from 2003 and it serves me perfectly well! So what if the wetsuit has more holes in it than your municipal roads…

After all, these loonies are often seen throwing themselves into waves the size of Kanye West’s ego.