Trident rates the WSL 2023 Final Five Men’s Pro Surfers.

Just about the best air game in the business, coupled with a speed Brad Binder would envy.

Crime and surfing (Part Two).

My car is surrounded by pit bulls when I go surfing. Well actually, I just blast Pit Bull from the stereo with the windows open. Surely, that’ll also repel any would-be thieves right?

Crime and surfing (Part One.)

Bodily orifices may be stretchy enough for, say, a car key – but good luck fitting that smartphone up there pal.

The WSL’s mid-season kak. Er, we mean, cut.

Right now, even though there are only 2 Saffa’s after the cut, that’s literally double the number of mainland Americans left on tour.

The correct response to surf transgressions.

We’re of the opinion a public flogging, or a week or so in the stocks with a mouthful of old wax may be a bit extreme.