The Trident Beginner Surfer Quiz.

It doesn’t matter if you’re 10 years old, or 20 or 30, 40, 50 and beyond – if you’re reading this so far – we’re guessing you’re at least old enough to read.

Surfing with style to burn.

“A guy waving his arms frantically on every attempted 3 degree turn, knees facing outward like a spastic orc being electrocuted is still a style.”

Trident’s look back at 2022.

Remember, Vaalies are people too, so let them have fun, ahem – “surfing”. But not SUPers. They ain’t human, man.

Your favourite surf spot.

If say – Supertubes is a supermodel, then your favourite local break is the winner of your high school beauty pageant.

Corporate (surf) culture.

“Unless a surfer was able to magically conjure up a surfboard and wetsuit using the Dark Arts”