I want to relieve myself in the Surfline headquarters every time they over call it.
Category: Articles
The perils of online surf shopping.
Only to discover you’ve actually committed to a large box of expired frozen chicken pieces or defective truck parts.
The 2022 J Bay Open.
Kinda like eating lekker junk food all the time only to be pleasantly surprised to find some broccoli on your plate.
Schooled: The rise of surf schools.
“in Trident’s experience many surf school instructors feel all their job entails is screaming “Paddle! PADDLE!” at the newbies until a vein bursts in the foreheads.”
Surfing superstitions.
Surfing is inherently something uncontrollable. Unless you’re Poseidon himself, you can’t pick and choose when you’ll have decent waves, or favourable winds, or balmy water temperatures, or uncrowded surf, or car guards armed with semi-automatics patrolling the car park with a steely glare. Cue – superstitions. Purely rational thought. There’s clearly a bunch of you READ MORE
How weird are our beachfronts lately?
No, this guy was thrashing about in his front seat, trying to pluck his nostril hairs like he was defeathering a live goose.
