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Should Trident form a surfing political party?

If you vote for Trident, we’ll ensure days off to surf when it’s cranking.

“this form of paddling to move forwards is as effective as trying to run your household electricity with a potato during load shedding.”

“let’s take a deep dive into our retrospective look at 2024’s articles. The good, the bad, the ugly, the outrageous, the faintly cabbage-flavoured…”

“Even if the surfer you’re cheering on surfs with all the finesse of a zombie freshly resurrected from the dead”

Instead, their surfing style often looks like they are suffering from a severe case of hemorrhoids.

I still have my old suit from 2003 and it serves me perfectly well! So what if the wetsuit has more holes in it than your municipal roads…