2024 Elections, elections & elections.

“There are many SA political parties that remind you of ice cubes in a urinal.”

The Science of balancing one’s work/school/life/surfing.

Take sick days. Like “boardroom meetings” a “sick day” could be code for taking time off when the waves are, well – sick.

The Seven deadly sins in surfing: a Trident Top Five series. Part 4.

“The simple fact surfing is 50% frustrating as hell and this will make you angrier than a hive full of divorced hornets.”

The GOAT retires: A tribute to Kelly Slater (revisited).

If you rub Kelly’s head while simultaneously chanting “tubes” over and over, your surfing may magically improve. Or he may simply bliksem you. Worth the risk we say.

Surfboard bags, lifeguard whistles & new political parties.

Contrary to popular belief, you can’t tell the age of a car guard by counting the number of R2 and R5 coin imprints embedded in their palms.