How good should you be at surfing to really enjoy it?

“I’m more than happy only learning a sloppy rendition of an E Major chord in guitar so I can play as well as Maroon Five.”

Red speedo’s, exchange student surfers & Predator blood.

They should seriously rethink their uniform of miniscule, bright red speedo on their chubbier members.

Surfing backhand vs forehand: the science (Part Two).

Unless you’re some weirdo who has hooves, or claws, or tentacles.

The Seven deadly sins in surfing: a Trident Top Five series. Part 7.

So, after several months of wailing, gnashing of teeth, Catholic guilt, an inopportune empty toilet paper roll, laziness, anger, greed, gluttony an’ stuff, Trident presents the final article of our series of the Seven Deadly Surfing Sins.

The aesthetics of your surfboard.

“Sure, an Egg mid length surfboard looks about as sleek and cool as a pair of your great-aunt’s crocs.”

Humanitarian advice, teaching English & car guard tips.

“Your contributions to future hackers writing more convincing spam e-mails cannot be understated.”