“A surf leash is a donnerse cumbersome thing, like an umbilical cord for your surfboard that just gets in the way.”
Tag: Surf Trends
Surfing with style to burn.
“A guy waving his arms frantically on every attempted 3 degree turn, knees facing outward like a spastic orc being electrocuted is still a style.”
Wind, exorcists & summer.
Just do the Ice Bucket Challenge while getting barrelled.
Surfing sucks: an environmental perspective.
“you cannot get away from surfboards being about as green as several tonnes of plastic bags filled with nuclear waste and illegally sized White Steenbras fillets.”
Top Five New Year’s resolutions no surfer will be keeping in 2023.
This doesn’t actually apply to Trident as we’re already nicer than your Granny who runs the local free animal shelter.
Trident’s look back at 2022.
Remember, Vaalies are people too, so let them have fun, ahem – “surfing”. But not SUPers. They ain’t human, man.
