2024 Elections, elections & elections.

“There are many SA political parties that remind you of ice cubes in a urinal.”

Surf injuries Part Three: A potentially lifesaving Questionnaire.

Pee on them. Oh that’s a fallacy about urine helping stings, is it? Here, have some as well!

Surf injuries Part Two: Regular causes (in the lineup.)

Seals – like wolves, lions, bears, snakes, eagles, sharks, South African All Black supporters and meerkats – are wild animals.

The rites (and rights) of the inexperienced, the uninitiated and the overenthusiastic.

You go dizzy, you swallow saltwater, you snort salt water. You receive a salt water enema.

Surf injuries Part One: Regular causes (in the shallows.)

Bottom line is, unless you’re a dog or into hardcore S & M – don’t wear a leash on the beach.