Top Five Readers from Trident’s Tips, Tricks and Tweaks.

“Max enjoys being beaten on his ample bottom by plus-sized women in Hazmat suits”

How good should you be at surfing to really enjoy it?

“I’m more than happy only learning a sloppy rendition of an E Major chord in guitar so I can play as well as Maroon Five.”

Red speedo’s, exchange student surfers & Predator blood.

They should seriously rethink their uniform of miniscule, bright red speedo on their chubbier members.

Surfing backhand vs forehand: the science (Part Two).

Unless you’re some weirdo who has hooves, or claws, or tentacles.