How good should you be at surfing to really enjoy it? Part Two.

Shaun Thompson once said: “the best surfer in the water is the one having the most fun.” What a crock as we all know.

Top Five Readers from Trident’s Tips, Tricks and Tweaks.

“Max enjoys being beaten on his ample bottom by plus-sized women in Hazmat suits”

How good should you be at surfing to really enjoy it?

“I’m more than happy only learning a sloppy rendition of an E Major chord in guitar so I can play as well as Maroon Five.”

Red speedo’s, exchange student surfers & Predator blood.

They should seriously rethink their uniform of miniscule, bright red speedo on their chubbier members.