Time travel, new sovereign nations & Nobel prizes.

I’m awarding myself a Nobel Peace Prize for not having headbutted anyone recently. I’m a model of restraint y’all.

Top Five gifts many surfers wish they had been given this past Christmas.

Then there’s always the possibility your friendly neighborhood toothless tikhead car guard is actually part of the car theft/break-in syndicate.

Trident’s look back at 2023.

No rational mind can deny what a crapstorm 2023 was. Wars, atrocities, droughts, floods. Load shedding. Job cuts. Mid year surf tour cuts. People who still think dabbing is cool.