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Category: Top 5
Top Five things not to say to a fellow surfer.
Do you enjoy receiving phone calls from droning imbeciles incapable of pronouncing your name properly whilst attempting to sell insurance or offer you a loan at 40%?
Top Five reasons our surf photo’s often look so bad.
Or perhaps an expression more akin as to what would happen if one accidentally nicked one’s own genitals with a 1970’s style electric carving knife.
Top Five surfing frustrations.
“why do you always have the same facial expression you’d assume a constipated vervet monkey would have?”
Top Five red flags at any surf spot.
Watch out also for tons of plastic rubbish, chicken bones and overweight, blimp-like bathers who evidently don’t understand the concept of swimming flags.
Top Five approaches to surfing a wave for the first time.
Either that, or everyone out there will assume you’ve escaped from a state psychiatric ward and give you a wide berth anyhow.
