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Surfboard Statistics: A Quiz.

Surfboard Statistics: A Quiz.

Posted on August 11, 2026August 11, 2026 by Trident Surf

Nothing is good enough for me for how hard I shred.

Posted in Articles Tagged Questions, surf, surf break, Surf Etiquette, Surf Local, Surf Rules, Surf Trend, Surf Trends, Surfboard, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing
Jaws (the movie), confounding American quirks & gluten intolerance.

Jaws (the movie), confounding American quirks & gluten intolerance.

Posted on August 4, 2026August 4, 2026 by Trident Surf

Surf School Fees Must Fall.

Posted in Tips, Tricks & Tweaks Tagged surf, surf break, Surf Local, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, wave, Waveriders, waves

Borat really is an underrated beach fashion icon. That neon green, mankini crime-against-nature thing he used to rock is really fire.

Posted on August 2, 2026August 2, 2026 by Trident Surf
Posted in Taglines
The Science of white water.

The Science of white water.

Posted on July 28, 2026July 28, 2026 by Trident Surf

White water is what happens when water gets angry, drinks 12 Black Labels, and decides to snort air.

Posted in Surf Science Tagged surf, surf break, Surf Science, surfer, surfers, surfing, wave, Waveriders, Waveriding, waves

Dear SUPers. Stop breeding. Thank you.

Posted on July 27, 2026July 27, 2026 by Trident Surf
Posted in Taglines
Top Five Superhero Powers most advantageous to a surfer.

Top Five Superhero Powers most advantageous to a surfer.

Posted on July 21, 2026July 21, 2026 by Trident Surf

“instead of having to slum it with the riff raff at a surf break, you could simply buy yourself a tropical island. “

Posted in Top 5 Tagged surf, surf break, Surf Local, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, Top 5, wave, Waveriders, waves
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