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Author: Trident Surf

Sir David Attenborough, steroids & gender neutrality.

Sir David Attenborough, steroids & gender neutrality.

Posted on September 1, 2026September 1, 2026 by Trident Surf

“Whether male, female, in-between, he, she, they, kitchen appliance or wookie”

Posted in Tips, Tricks & Tweaks Tagged surf, surf break, Surf Local, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, wave, Waveriders, waves

Goodness gracious, some surfboards’ wax jobs are just plain fugly.

Posted on August 30, 2026August 30, 2026 by Trident Surf
Posted in Taglines
Trident Reviews: Getting ready for your average weekend surf session. Part One.

Trident Reviews: Getting ready for your average weekend surf session. Part One.

Posted on August 25, 2026August 25, 2026 by Trident Surf

“the family in the SUV next to you phoned the cops while you were kaalgat and grunting.”

Posted in Trident Reviews Tagged surf, Surf Local, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, Waveriders

Sorry, under house arrest, gonna miss the waves for the next few months.

Posted on August 24, 2026August 24, 2026 by Trident Surf
Posted in Taglines
Top Five generally lame things that surfers take to another level.

Top Five generally lame things that surfers take to another level.

Posted on August 18, 2026August 19, 2026 by Trident Surf

Trident has always said a good wave is like going to the toilet. No matter how enjoyable and satisfying it was for you – nobody cares…

Posted in Top 5 Tagged surf, surf break, Surf Local, surfboards, surfer, surfers, surfing, Top 5

Ou’s were frothing about their new iPhone’s being water resistant. And there’s me only concerned if it can be destroyed by beer and/or surf wax.

Posted on August 16, 2026August 16, 2026 by Trident Surf
Posted in Taglines
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