“Ah nooit bru, someone just dropped a bag of koeksisters from the snack stall in the pumping mechanism.”
Tag: surf break
So you wanna be a pro surfer, eh?! Part Two: A Quiz.
“making a living from surfing is as likely as winning the lotto or Trump coming out as transgender.”
The Hobbit, the South African economy & surfing signboards.
Shot doos, you were the first poephol to put carbon emissions in the air and send us down a path of rampant pollution.
Top Five reasons wavepools are better than ocean waves.
“is the earth flat and should pineapple be on pizza.”
Seriously, why would anyone want to become a professional surfer?!
If the ocean doesn’t deliver, neither can surfers.
Turps/meths, cheese curls & water births.
Gonna start eating whole packets of soggy Cheese Curls in the surf lineup.
