The Trident DIY Surf Speak Kit.

“heat commentaries tend to be overfilled with hackneyed cliches, unimaginative banter, dishwater-dull comments and overall repetitious statements. (Like Trident has just done.)”

The Trident Surf Quiz Number 1:

The joy you get out of seeing your groms surf exactly like you, poo-man stance, grotesque facial expressions and iron-clad sense of entitlement.