Although, why in the name of Neptune’s ‘nads the Olympic committee would hire a surf commentator that knows precisely zero about surfing is beyond this author.
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Surfing in the Olympics.
You simply can’t do this with other sports. Try play tennis next to Federer at Wimbledon and you’ll most likely get tasered.
Positive vibes.
If you don’t already know there are worse things in life than having a downright kak surf – you deserve to be slapped by the person above.
The Trident Surf Quiz Number 1:
The joy you get out of seeing your groms surf exactly like you, poo-man stance, grotesque facial expressions and iron-clad sense of entitlement.
Random surfers embellishing surf stories.
By Ed Sheeran’s ginger-haired bum, this oke can barely stand up on a surfboard without looking like a drunken French mime.
The economics of surfing.
Sure, when compared to making a football outta old plastic rags, twine and discarded bullets, surfing must seem pretty expensive.
