Webcam woes.

The issue is simply: by using a web cam to film a surf spot, you’re exposing it to the world. Much like the unwitting participants in a sex tape.

Social media and surfing.

There’s no point in risking an already crowded-to-bursting Muizenberg getting invaded by more oddballs resembling the banjo-playing kid from Deliverance and the Hee-Haw gang.

The thrill of a new board.

Getting a new board is kinda like starting a new relationship. At first you can’t keep your hands off, and everything is all new and exciting and exotic.

The Brazilian onslaught.

The dude isn’t the Men’s current WSL Number 1 because of his charming smile or ‘coz of his stepfather’s crazy antics distracting the judges from scoring any of his competitors favourably.

Local Privilege.

After arriving at the parking lot, a team of grovelling groms lay a red carpet from the local’s car door all the way to the shoreline.