Good conditions do not equal good surf. Nor do bad conditions equal bad surf. Although sometimes they do. Or not. It’s all a bit confusing and subjective as hell. Surfing in a nutshell.
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The Trident Surf Quiz Number 2:
Surfing is the straightjacket that keeps my life together.
Surfing Star Signs part 2.
Virgo surfers are logical, calculating and have all the warm emotional range of a broken refrigerator. But wait – there’s more.
The myth of the mid-length.
Most of the time the mid-length riders are the ones floundering about in the whitewater taking desperate gulps of air like a displaced Koi fish, their eyes bulging with bewilderment and/or lack of oxygen
The average WhatsApp surf report voice note.
(Car horn blares) Hey! Get out the road ekse! Sorry bru, just a lady with a pram trying to cross the road at a pedestrian crossing, ‘the hell does she think she is?!
Surfing nicknames.
If for instance, you have a monosyllabic surname such as the legendary cricketer Shane Warne’s, your nickname will invariably become something unbearably clever like “Warno.”
