Trident has seen some surfers wax up their boards with about as much energy as a drugged sloth, while others rub their sticks with the manic speed of an over-caffeinated woodpecker.
Tag: Surf Science
Mental health and surfing.
Sure, there’s a coupla flat-earthers in there, who seem to think waves are formed from pixie dust and unused vaccinations and not from distant storms and wind sometimes from halfway around the globe away, but surfers definitely appear to have a firm grip on their mental health.
Pre-surf stretching.
Sweating your sanity away on a stationary bike makes more sense, even while the dodgy guy next to you stares at you as a great white would a stack of prime seal ribs.
Up-Cycling old surf equipment (Part Two).
Another use for old but fairly intact wetsuits is to stuff them (preferably with environmentally friendly substances: straw, sand, the ground-up bones of your enemies, ordinary household sewage) and use them as decoys.
Up-Cycling old surf equipment (Part One).
You can even try add old surf fins to strategic areas of your bicycle for serious speed. That’s literal Up-cycling folks.
To pee or not to pee.
There really are only two kinds of surfers. Those that willingly leave the waves, even if it’s six foot and firing to go have a sneaky wee in the aloes, and those that sit there with a silly, satisfied grin as they release the contents of their bladder into the wild.
