We’re pretty sure Rassie didn’t win two World Cups in a row furiously playing Counter Strike.
Tag: Surf Rules
Wave measurement, surf leash issues & cereal box gifts.
South Africans are thicker than a bar of wax and don’t understand the Imperial measuring system.
Top Five new faces you’ll see in the surf lineup in summer.
Like, really they need to see themselves doing a cutback with all the speed, power and grace of having just been shot with a tranquilliser gun.
No J Bay on the 2026 WSL calendar?
Why not an OnlyFans sponsorship for surfing for crying out loud?!
Surfers’ licences, Marelize & typo’s.
We need driver’s licences for the road, why not surfer’s licences?
Top Five eternal annoyances in surfing we’re surprised nobody has fixed or figured out yet.
And all you smug leashless hipsters grinning sagely while reading this can just sod off.
