“our colourful Saffa accent will balance out the aneurysm-inducing Aussie drone they call an accent”
Tag: Surf Etiquette
Immaturity, surf protests & surf rules signs.
I’m an anarcho-surfer.
Top Five ways Surfing will improve other aspects of your life. (Without you even realising it.)
Or to never set foot inside an indoor office again and somehow contrive to surf for a living.
Wave measurement, surf leash issues & cereal box gifts.
South Africans are thicker than a bar of wax and don’t understand the Imperial measuring system.
Top Five new faces you’ll see in the surf lineup in summer.
Like, really they need to see themselves doing a cutback with all the speed, power and grace of having just been shot with a tranquilliser gun.
No J Bay on the 2026 WSL calendar?
Why not an OnlyFans sponsorship for surfing for crying out loud?!
