Neither Trident nor anyone else could convince him to do a wasabi enema though, which was a real shame, but it’s all good.
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Naming a surf break.
Trident finds said new name rather quaint, even though the correct pronunciation sounds sorta like the vomiting aftermath of a tequila binge.
Surfing Purism.
Why not surf the way the Neanderthals did, on a board made from mastodon teeth, using a woolly mammoth pelt as a wetsuit?
Happy Valentine’s Day, surfers.
Relationships are hard work, especially when you have a partner that isn’t inflatable – and a relationship with a surfer can be especially hard work.
The Great Dane.
Are you offended by seeing backside airs so advanced they make Elon Musk look like he’s only just invented the wheel?
Trident reviews the beaches being unbanned.
Let’s just start off by saying: from the get-go, a complete ban on beaches makes as much sense as competing in Iron Man while dressed in leather bondage gear.
