“strange broccoli-like odour, their capacity for violence and their ability to change colour to blend in with their surroundings.”
Tag: South African Surfer
What will it take for a South African surfer to win another World Title? Part Two.
Surfing however, is as exasperating as South African politics. Politics in general. Being South African in general.
What will it take for a South African surfer to win another World Title? Honestly? Part One.
However, that momentary lapse in concentration in sport could cost the game. Or match. Or heat. And a World Title.
Seriously, why would anyone want to become a professional surfer?!
If the ocean doesn’t deliver, neither can surfers.
Should Trident form a surfing political party Part Two: a Quiz. Or, a Political survey if you prefer.
Artificial reefs made from the bones of your political enemies.
Should Trident form a surfing political party?
If you vote for Trident, we’ll ensure days off to surf when it’s cranking.
