I dunno why so many people complain about surf brands using sweatshops to source an’ produce their t-shirts an’ wetsuits an’ stuff. I personally feel quite charitable knowing my boardshorts have created employment for a vibrant 13 year old Cambodian lad. Constable Responsible, My Own Anus
I am woke as hell yet even I discriminate against SUPer’s. A Wake, Wakkerfontein
Any talented surfer out there looking to be sponsored? We will happily pay your travel costs, accommodation and food costs, along with a hot salary! All you have to do is take a few little packages with you when you travel to your surf contests! In your luggage, board bags, any available bodily cavity – the choice is yours! P. Escobar, Columbia
Despite their name, starfish do NOT work well as ninja throwing stars. Leo Nardo, NY
Here’s a tip to make friends in any lineup across the world. Just wink at any good surfer, shoot them with finger guns and say: “I like your style brah.”. Les Creep, Theyhaveanagendaville
