Hipsters stank. There – I said it. HP Star, Couch
I remember reading a while ago a rumour they were bringing out a KFC flavoured surf wax. Is that still happening or what? Or was that a scented candle they were talking about? Or a bathroom spray? Or did I misremember the whole thing and it was actually just an article on fin boxes? Or petrol? Or gardening? Either way, consumers deserve to know. Reece Grease, Box
I was a teenager in the 90’s, when mosh pits were a huge thing. Therefore, I dunno why people bitch so much about crowded lineups so much. Just pretend you’re at a combined foam party/Slipknot concert and go berserk. Rev. Gin & Tonic, Tweebokkemeteenskootfontein
Just gooi, Papi. Shakes “Da Brah” Addams, Brah’sdorp
I am not only Lord of the Snakes, but also He-man’s eternal foe! Okay, so Mer-Man can surf better than me, and Beast-Man has far lovelier hair than me – but at least I’m not Stinkor. Also, the Snake Men are actually far bigger snakes than me. Not sure why I posted this all then but there you have it. Skeletor, Snake Mountain
