Here’s an excellent tip for sticking aerials: don’t cock up your airs by never attempting them on the first place. Trevor Walrusbutton, KZN South Coast
Here’s an important tip: despite their name, jellyfish taste nothing like jelly. Well, at least no flavour of jelly I’ve ever tasted. Also, they’re quite venomous and I am becoming ever more concerned I’m about to die for having ingested one. Sihle Sinkdweller, Port St Johns
We all know that surfers don’t only use surf leashes to attach to their surfboards. So here’s my clever tip. All surf leashes should come with a customised safe word on the ankle strap. Mine would be pomegranate. Maximillian Mampara, Strand
The simplest way to avoid massive crowds of surfers is just to paddle out when there are no waves whatsoever. Duh. Maiden Taiwan, Alabama
A fantastic way of ensuring maximum time in the water is to become a permanent aquarium exhibit. Of course it helps if you’re a marine mammal or a fish, but that’s not essential. Abraham “Hammy” Lincoln Abrahams, Hamburg
