Nobody will see you land your airs. Everybody will see you get your leash wrapped around the big toe of your back foot and go flying off your board like a drunken rickshaw driver. Ibrahiem Pizza Oven, Vrotrivier
It’s amazing how primal surfers become when out at certain crowded spots… When the waves are cooking, the lineup’s behaviour kinda reminds me of the novel Lord of the Flies. (* Spoiler Alert!) Although your average surf lineup is even more uncivilised than a bunch of feral, barbaric pre teens. Just more neoprene and fewer rotting boar’s heads on spears. Although the latter would serve as an excellent warning to bad surf behaviour. This argument is seemingly circular in nature. Unpleasant Potato, SteytlerCaptureVille
Why is there so little tazing in 50 Shades of Grey? Or for that matter – why is there so little tazing in crowded surf spots? Yeasty Uranium, Cape Moth
Wow folks! A full 30 years of democracy, umpteen general elections – yet we still don’t have Jordy Smith as president of South Africa. Scandalous! Not even as vice president! There can be no doubt there’s vote rigging going on, let’s be 100% honest with ourselves here. Lame Oil, Wet Slop
Yesterday I said to the car guard at my local surf spot, who was warmly dressed in a hooded top in the winter cold, “ My bru, with your hoodie on you look just like ET’s stunt double.” I generally am super generous with my compliments. Fish Visser, Fisthoek
